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Bad food

My aunt Dorothy ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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