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Bad food

My aunt Dorothy ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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