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My aunt Dorothy ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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