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Bad food

My aunt Dorothy ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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