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Bad food

My aunt Dorothy ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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