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Bad food

My aunt Dorothy ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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