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Bad food
My
aunt
Dorothy
ate
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random pathetic excuse
the last Rolo
a plate of soggy nachos
canned prunes
stinky tofu
soggy lettuce
over-cooked pasta
Brussels sprouts
stale bread
turkey twizzlers
a stale biscuit
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