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Bad food
My
aunt
Dorothy
ate
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
stale bread
canned prunes
Brussels sprouts
a wedge of blue cheese
cat biscuits
a stale biscuit
yesterday's fish
a box of dead mice
stinky tofu
mushy peas
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