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Bad food

My aunt Doris ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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