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Bad food

My aunt Doris ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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