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Bad food

My aunt Doris ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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