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Bad food

My aunt Doris ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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