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Bad food

My aunt Doris ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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