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Bad food

My aunt Doris ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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