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Bad food

My aunt Doris ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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