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Bad food

My aunt Doris ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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