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Bad food

My aunt Doris ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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