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Bad food

My aunt Doris ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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