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Bad food

My aunt Doris ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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