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Bad food

My aunt Doris ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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