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Bad food

My aunt Doris ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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