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Bad food

My aunt Doris ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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