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Bad food

My aunt Doris ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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