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Bad food

My aunt Doris ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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