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Bad food

My aunt Doris ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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