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Bad food

My aunt Doris ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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