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My aunt Doris ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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