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Bad food

My aunt Doris ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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