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Bad food

My aunt Doris ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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