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My aunt Carol ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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