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Bad food

My aunt Carol ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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