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Bad food

My aunt Carol ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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