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Bad food

My aunt Carol ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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