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Bad food

My aunt Carol ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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