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Bad food

My aunt Carol ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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