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Bad food

My aunt Carol ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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