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Bad food

My aunt Carol ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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