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Bad food

My aunt Carol ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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