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My aunt Carol ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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