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Bad food
My
aunt
Carol
ate
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
stale bread
cat biscuits
mushy peas
the last Rolo
canned prunes
soggy lettuce
yesterday's fish
a box of dead mice
stinky tofu
turkey twizzlers
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