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Bad food

My aunt Betty ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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