Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My aunt Betty ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.