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Bad food

My aunt Betty ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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