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Bad food

My aunt Betty ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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