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Bad food

My aunt Betty ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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