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Bad food

My aunt Betty ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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