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Bad food

My aunt Betty ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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