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Bad food

My aunt Betty ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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