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My aunt Betty ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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