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Bad food

My aunt Betty ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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