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Bad food

My aunt Betty ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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