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Bad food

My aunt Betty ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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