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Bad food

My aunt Betty ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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