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My aunt Betty ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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