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Bad food

My aunt Betty ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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