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Bad food

My aunt Betty ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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