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Bad food

My aunt Betty ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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