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Bad food

My aunt Betty ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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