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Bad food

My aunt Barbara ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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