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Bad food

My aunt Barbara ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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