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Bad food

My aunt Barbara ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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