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Bad food

My aunt Barbara ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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