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Bad food

My aunt Barbara ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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