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Bad food

My aunt Barbara ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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