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Bad food

My aunt Barbara ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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