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Bad food

My aunt Barbara ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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