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Bad food

My aunt Barbara ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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