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Bad food

My aunt Barbara ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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