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Bad food

My aunt Barbara ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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