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Bad food

My aunt Barbara ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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