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Bad food

My aunt Barbara ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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