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Bad food

My aunt Barbara ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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