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Bad food

My aunt Barbara ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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