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Bad food

My aunt Barbara ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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