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My aunt Barbara ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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