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Bad food

My aunt Barbara ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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