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Bad food

My aunt Barbara ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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