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Bad food

My aunt Virginia ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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