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Bad food

My aunt Virginia ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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