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My aunt Virginia ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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